Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Si, Si, Signora
My sister Belinda
She pissed out her window
Right into my whiskey and soda.

I like the gin
It helps to get in
Get in, get out da vino
Ay, ay, da vino
Da vino est so supremo, oho

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay,
etc .....

I like the brandy
It makes me so handy
etc.....

I like the rum
It helps me to come
.....

Well I like the whiskey
It makes me feel friskey

Well I like the beer, it makes me feel queer
Well I like the beer, it makes me come clear
Well I like the stout, it helps me get out
Well I like the rum, it helps me to come
Well I like the sherry, it helps me to carry
Well I like the brandy, it makes me feel randy
Now I like ricard, it makes me get hard
Well I like the wine, it makes me feel fine
Well I like the coke, it helps me to poke
Well I like the guinness, it helps me to finish
Wel, ik houd van water, dat spaart me de kater