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Haverhill Rugby Football Club Ltd

Castle Playing Fields, School Lane

01440 702871

Sponsors & Vp's

12TH MARCH - 7.00PM QUIZ NIGHT, PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR CLUB.

Contact Information

Telephone: 01440 702871
Postal address: Castle Playing Fields,; School Lane,; Haverhill

MESSAGE

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Next Vp's lunch is 27th March

1ST XV V Hadleigh and 2nd xv Bury St Eds ?

Sit down 12.00 - 12.30
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Away Vp's to Swaffham on April 10th.

Heinous Crime

A terrible incident occurred at the clubhouse last Saturday 19th September when 2 crimes committed one after the other resulted in our Young Player of the Year Plate and a number of other trophies leaving Haverhill – presumably in the direction of a small Norfolk market town.

After their easily repelled amateurish attempt at a trophy hunt failed last season Swaffham returned with better preparation this time and appear to have been more successful – this despite the valiant rearguard action from Stavros flatley who’s quick thinking prevented the Tournoi Toilet Seat being misappropriated.

However the Carrott Crunchers cunning plan was in no small measure aided & abetted by the complete absence of back-up for Stavros; as the Haverhill team left the bar staff and a couple of beer soaked VP’s to defend the club’s prized possessions against a hoard of bandits.

Retribution and revenge is the only sensible course of action. Fortunately our simple adversaries had already agreed to invite our Vice Presidents to a lunch before the return fixture later in the season and this takes place before the end of season dinner.

Given that it’s the VP’s and not the players who will be roaming Swaffham, we should be able to ensure that the missing trophies are back home in time to present to this seasons winners. Who knows if the right team is available we may even be able to collect a few prizes for the raffle while we are there? (Does anyone have a number for COTC?).

This message is both a call to arms for the best scavengers amongst our VP’s and a harsh lesson for our current players. Your club needs you!

Players - If you want to leave the opposition mob handed in your club house on a Saturday night then there will be no trophies left to present by the end of the season.

Swaffham – lock down your town. We’re coming to get our stuff back and some reparations.

Which was the greater crime? Only the VP’s can decide and probably only the VP’scan exact retribution – let’s have a council of war this Saturday 26th September and prepare for an invasion of Norfolk 10th Apirl.

Many thanks to all our other Sponsors and Supporters.

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